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    Round 2 Bruins-Panthers

    Again, this is a horrifically dumb take
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    Bro c'mon, *I'm an asshole* the end edit I need to be better with my tone and responses sorry
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    Christ you too?? why are all SOSH sports fans so angry over nothing? Show me the repay of this happening edit sorry, quoted the wrong post, keep on
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    FFS are you serious? Please explain how that was dirty This is the dumbest take I've seen around here and I try not to let bad takes bother me
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    oh Jake
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    Oh FFS that was it
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    I do not get Bob being afraid to take the puck to the head, it's nothing if it hits you in the cage and means the puck didn't go in
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    JAKE! life!
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    WHAT THE FUCK CHARLIE
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    Does the NHL have something equivalent of the NBA's 2 minute report or are they too chicken shit to admit ref mistakes?
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    Don't worry, I'm sure Don is going to give him a 3 year, $15 contract in the offseason
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    That was actually just a really solid positional save, didn't move the glove, nothing special. But it will give the crowd, and hopefully the team, energy
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    SWAY
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    Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins

    Charlie SHOOT
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    Round 2 Bruins-Panthers

    edit nm not game thread