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  1. jose melendez

    Roasted GOAT

    Yes, many like having their foibles tweaked. Few like having their lies exposed.
  2. jose melendez

    Roasted GOAT

    I want a Peyton roast that's nothing but 90 minutes of jokes about how he sexually assaulted a trainer. in college and then tried to blame a black teammate. Fuck that guy.
  3. jose melendez

    Jayson Tatum's Rise to the Top

    I love watching Jokic more than anyone in the NBA, but I've thought a lot about whether, despite his unparalleled offensive gifts, he's actually better than Giannis because of the defense (and healthy Embid, who is, of course, not a thing). But watching Joker, I don't think he's bad on defense...
  4. jose melendez

    Jayson Tatum's Rise to the Top

    Despite Tatum being frustrating at times, I find a lot of the criticism of him is infuriating. Listening to Rusillo talk about how he isn't a top 5 NBA player got to me. Yeah, Luka is an offensive wizard, but he's a damn blackhole on defense, and so are an awful lot of the top guys in the...
  5. jose melendez

    The Bill Simmons Thread

    Does Lombardi have any right to be as arrogant as he is? He was never top dog on a winner was he?
  6. jose melendez

    The Bill Simmons Thread

    BTW, he mentioned Shelden Williams on the 2010 Celtics, and I have absolutely no memory of that. None.
  7. jose melendez

    Goodbye Gruden and ongoing Snyder investigation discussion

    Will Roger Goodell be the arbitrator???
  8. jose melendez

    The Bill Simmons Thread

    I'm a little tired of the Knicks love. I guess the Knicks suck so much that Brunson could get into their pantheon by making the ECF, but that's pathetic. Also, I guess its conceivable that this team could win the East, but there is no damn way they can win the finals.
  9. jose melendez

    Round 2: Celtics vs Cavs

    I watched the game on every possession mode on the package since I had stuff to do today, but it was super apparent watching that way. It just looked like a layup line at times.
  10. jose melendez

    Round 2: Celtics vs Cavs

    The thing that freaks me out is how easy the Cavs were getting to the rim. It felt like they got there whenever they wanted.
  11. jose melendez

    Roasted GOAT

    Putting Kraft off limits is total horseshit. I don't think you should make jokes about how he's become a shitheel since Myra died, but putting Orchids of Asia, Drunk Bob Kraft, off limits, reinforces my believe that Bob Kraft kind of sucks. He's the richest guy there, take a shot. They can...
  12. jose melendez

    Roasted GOAT

    I believe this board has a stated position on that question.
  13. jose melendez

    Roasted GOAT

    I only watched a few of the folks recommend here. Loved Drew--didn't recall him having the personality to pull that off. Peyton and Bill underachieved my expectations, and I always find Nikki Glaser a riot. I have mixed feelings about the Hernandez jokes. Everything is fair for comedy, but...
  14. jose melendez

    2024 Playoffs Eastern Conference First Round: (4) Cleveland Cavaliers vs (5) Orlando Magic

    This game has no flow and really low entertainment value so far. Refs just slowing everything down.
  15. jose melendez

    The Bill Simmons Thread

    With you 100%. Very real
  16. jose melendez

    Casas has a left rib fracture. Transferred to the 60 Day IL on 4/27.

    Is breaking a rib on a seing even quasi normal? Is it indicative of a serious underlying disease?
  17. jose melendez

    2024 Playoffs Western Conference First Round: (3) Minnesota Timberwolves vs (6) Phoenix Suns

    I was thinking it was Hubie and then saying that can’t possibly be right. Damn
  18. jose melendez

    If you were a ballplayer...

    I might not have gotten cut from fifth grade little league.