4/3 - Pittsburgh @ Boston - APRIL FOOLS PART TROIS

[Moviegoer]

Maybe you could tweet something at them to remind them?

But then I'd have to figure out how to insert something vaguely antisemitic into it so Elon's twitter would promote it.

 

[brandonchristensen]

So...are we carrying a bullpen of 4?

 

[LogansDad]

If astronauts go into outer space and aquanauts going under water, where do juggernauts go?

I'm not sure I am allowed to answer this on SoSH anymore, since we are more family friendly now.

 

[Redkluzu]

I want a bunch of fun in the bottom of the eighth please. And by that I mean hits.

 

[BornToRun]

I'm not sure I am allowed to answer this on SoSH anymore, since we are more family friendly now.

It’s all relative

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

I want a bunch of fun in the top of the eighth please. And by that I mean hits.

Bottom?

 

[BornToRun]

I want a bunch of fun in the top of the eighth please. And by that I mean hits.

You sure about that?

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

Ort vs Joe has to be the shortest combined last name matchup in mlb history

 

[E5 Yaz]

I'm not sure I am allowed to answer this on SoSH anymore, since we are more family friendly now.

Well, then ... up yours, too

 

[Redkluzu]

You sure about that?

DUH fixed it.

 

[BornToRun]

DUH fixed it.

Jinx averted!

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Nice…catch?

 

[LogansDad]

Get that man a Golden Glove

 

[LogansDad]

Ort looks good on 0 days rest, maybe they should just pitch him every day.

 

[derekson]

If astronauts go into outer space and aquanauts going under water, where do juggernauts go?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugger

 

[BornToRun]

Well that was adventurous. And Ort actually didn’t look bad there.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Ort vs Joe has to be the shortest combined last name matchup in mlb history

There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

 

[Rovin Romine]

There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

Also: https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/ohse01.shtml

 

[OurF'ingCity]

There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

This guy too:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=oh----000seu

 

[JM3]

Holder Man is a pretty elite name for a set up guy.

 

[LogansDad]

There was a pitcher named Ni once. Don't know if he faced any three-letter batters

He did face Jason Bay.

 

[BornToRun]

BABIP be praised!

 

[brandonchristensen]

That's my favorite type of hit.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Oh might have faced Hu from the Dodgers

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Also: https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/ohse01.shtml

Oh

 

[brandonchristensen]

Devers you bastard.

 

[LogansDad]

JFC Raffi.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Holderman sounds like a Pearl Jam song

 

[LynnRice75]

Holderman is a pretty solid name for the man brought in to hold the lead.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Always count on Raffy to overswing in high leverage

 

[strek1]

Wait for your pitch Raffy!

 

[derekson]

Holderman is a pretty solid name for the man brought in to hold the lead.

Definitely beats Grant Balfour

 

[LogansDad]

Oh come on, blue. FFS

 

[BornToRun]

Time for Justin to join the club.

 

[Whoop-La White]

Holderman and Delay is a strange battery name for a game that's try to speed itself up.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Oh come on, blue. FFS

According to the grid thing on espn, the first four pitches to Turner were strikes

 

[barclay]

Took 6 balls, but Turner is on (acc to Gameday)

 

[BornToRun]

Give us another wall ball.

 

[strek1]

How many mound visits do teams get now?

 

[BornToRun]

They gonna pitch to him?

 

[strek1]

Don't squander this.

 

[Redkluzu]

Okay Duvall, this is a good time to get a hit.

 

[E5 Yaz]

They gonna pitch to him?

Thinking the same thing

 

[BornToRun]

Shit. Walk off it is.

 

[canderson]

Squander

 

[E5 Yaz]

Closerguy warming up for the save

 

[OurF'ingCity]

So do we get another inning of Ort?

 

[derekson]

11 runners left on base. Yikes.

 

[BornToRun]

Wonder if we see Jansen again

 

[LogansDad]

Feels like they have had multiple on in basically every inning. Frustrating game.